Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Improvements that the Cincinnati Bengals need to do before the next season starts

The Cincinnati Bengals are an NFL team that plays in the American Conference and this year, they had a a record of 4 and 12. This was one of their worst seasons in Bengal history. So here's what I think the Bengals should do to actually have a good season and to make it to the playoffs next season:

1. Fire Marvin Lewis and get a new coach. He sucks a lot of dick and he's a shitty coach.

2. Trade Carson Palmer for a new QB who can actually throw a football to his teammate and not to our opponent or to let him retire. He is hands down the worst QB to ever hold a football.

3. Tell Chad Johnson to stop being more of a Celebrity than a Bengals player cuz it's really lame. He changes his name from Johnson to Ochocinco and now he wants to be Chad Johnson again. Well why don't you pick a fuckin' name a stick with it!

4. Trade some players for some new players, especially for our defense cuz they were shit!

5. Get good draft picks. Since the Bengals did bad this season, they actually have a good chance on picking good player in the first and second round.

This is what the Bengals need to do to actually have a good season next year. If they don't do this, they'll probably end up like the Detroit Lions from 2009 who had a record of 0-16

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Spongebob Edits

Since youtube won't let me upload my video's of edited episodes of spongebob, I'm uploading them on my blog. These videos are fuckin' hilarious. You will laugh your ass off I guarantee it.